Guy finds tampon in meal at Waldorf-Astoria

Because of the swine flu, bird flu, and cow madness, the bloody tampon may be the safest protein currently available. The newly adopted entrée is normally served with cranberry sauce which works as a pH-equalizer of the menstruation contents.
What are we expecting after the success of Madoff in distributing his fingers as well as his toes all over the world? Well, it might be the turn of cycle-stressed females to distribute their intimate fingers to gourmet-challenged restaurant clients.
Enjoy your meal at your own risk!
Date: 28 July 2009 commenting on http://rareunlimited.wordpress.com/

Why we need a federal law banning texting while driving

It is okay for those drivers who have latent death wish. They can engage in texting while driving if (and only if) they are driving alone in the desert with no innocent drivers around.
Date: 28 January 2010 commenting on  http://www.cbsnews.com/

The death of the press release

It is far better to talk about retirement of press releases rather than their death.
It might be the time for the grand grandfather Press Release to let his grand grandchildren (also known as social media outlets) gain control of the marketing communications arena.
Just in case, press releases should be around for sometime to make sure that the kids are taking care of the job properly.
Date: 18 February 2010 commenting on http://www.cbsnews.com/

To drive in Egypt, don't look right or left

To master driving in Cairo, you need first to master the art of animal training. The overall skill comprises of driving skills, beeping skills, politeness, boldness, and courage.
The most prudent advice is to write your will before stepping on the accelerator.
Happy and safe driving!
Date: 17 February 2010 commenting on http://worldblog.nbcnews.com/

TSA tells Richmond Airport to give convict full airport access

How can we expect for such a junky stuff like that to happen?
Same governmental agency? Conflicted instructions?
The incident is totally unacceptable unless the guy was working undercover and the operation was a drill.
Date: 15 February 2010 commenting on http://www.cbsnews.com/ 

Mystery couple starts "magical" chain reaction

That was a high holiday spirit.
I would like to know how that philanthropic chain reaction ended.
What about that customer who ended that festive reaction by only accepting the gift of free food without forwarding it?

Date: 15 December 2009 commenting on http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/

KD Avia executives arrested

Only six years imprisonment if found guilty?

Date: 04 December 2009 commenting on http://www.themoscowtimes.com/